Woodland Adventure

On Sunday Mark, my dog tucker and I went on an extreme woodland adventure. The weather was beautiful which was perfect for this outing. I brought along my helmet cam to document the excitement. We started off with freestyle hiking, which proved to be formidable since Mark almost fell down doing a 360 stump hop. Once we were out on the power line trails, I started getting sunburned because of the emmense sunlight. It was extremely relaxing out there in woods and if you ever get bored, a woodland adventure is surely the thing to do.

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The Beatles

The Beatles are the best band ever. No can argue with dat shit. Their songwriting rivals great composers like Bach and Mozart. Similar to Bach and Mozart The Beatles wrote alot of music and all of it was good, which is unlike most bands today who have about three albums and four good songs. I don't understand how people can enjoy the shit that wild 104 plays when there is so much better music out there.

Woods Pissing

I love pissing out in the woods. It puts hair on my chest and makes me feel like a man. Sometimes I see how much distance i get and other times I pick out targets to try my luck at. It just feels great not having to piss in a small cirlce. In the woods everything is fair game to piss on.

Blogs are actually cool!

I'm getting into a pretty good habbit where I remember to blog everyday now. I think it's great that we get to do this because it lets us be more of ourselves for a school assignment. I feel more free to express myself without wondering if I will get in trouble by some uptight principal. I'm really glad I can do projects like blogs and not a fuggin essay.

Life would be better if.....

Life would be better if music from the video game series Zelda was played all the time. Think about how boring an intense scene in a movie would be without music. Then think of your own life and how awsome it would be if music that corresponded to your mood was playing all time, just like in movies. Not out of speakers but just playing. Your life would be so much more fun. And what better music to play then music from Zelda. Alot of people can't relate because they have never played Zelda but take my word for it; the music is magical. I think half the reason those games were so popular was because of the music.

Great Feeling

Anybody ever have to take a ridiculously huge dump off of your normal schedule, say, around seventh period. You think to yourself: I can hold it. You know that if you get it over with, the rest of the day will go by alot easier but you still would rather execute the drop at home for fear of the schools less than adequite facilities. Once you get home you quickly run to your bathroom and... FUCK YEAH here we go. The feeling you get while dropping your bum nugget rivals an orgasm. This happened to me today and I know, guys at least, can definitly relate. Sheerly phenomenal!